Tommy Taylor’s SRU

(Tommy is on holiday, so this week, his column has been compiled by his mother-in-law). What a strange week I’ve had…it all concerns Europe. Governments in Europe have been either for or against gay marriage. The French wife of a prominent politician is for gay marriage because she has friends in the entertainment business. I … [Read the full story]

Tommy Taylor’s SRU (Sunday Round-Up)

What a week for Royals. After Prince Harry’s nude romp at the pool table, it was Kate’s nude pictures beside the pool in France. The result; Harry was sent to Afghanistan. So can we expect Kate to be sent to Tasmania? I expect the French will give a token slap on the wrist to the … [Read the full story]

Twiggy the oldest sheep in the world, is dead

A Sheep thought to be the world’s oldest has died after falling over a 45m cliff in Britain’s Western Islands. The blackface ewe – nicknamed Twiggy because of her scrawny appearance – was just a month short of her 26th birthday. Crofter John Maciver put her longevity down to her still having most of her … [Read the full story]

Flock that!

A farmer named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture  when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the farmer, “If I tell you … [Read the full story]

Giordano joins campaign against Ozzie wool

Hong Kong clothing chain Giordano became the latest brand to join a campaign against Australian wool over allegations of cruelty to sheep, in a bid welcomed by activists. Animal rights groups have campaigned against “mulesing”, the practice of cutting a slice of flesh from lambs’ rear ends to prevent the animal dying of flystrike — the … [Read the full story]

Dead lamb with human face

A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey. Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the lamb out, but was horrified to see that the features of the lamb’s snout bore a striking … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Baaaaaaaaaaa……….it’s just the same old sheep……same old sheep, same old sheep, same old sheep………Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!’