Adam the Atheist – Lessons from the Bible
Hello again. My name is Adam, and I am an Atheist. Ozzie News must have liked my first attempt at spreading the reason why the Bible is so utterly shit, pointless and…so utterly shit. Before Byron, and before Casanova…there was David. Young and in love, David desperately wants to marry Saul’s daughter Michal and offers … [Read the full story]
Adam the Atheist – Lessons from the Bible
Hello. My name is Adam (it really is). My surname isn’t Atheist, but I am an atheist…and for good a reason. Here’s a strange story from the Bible that doesn’t regularly get air-play. This is a most bizarre tale from Genesis, with its utterly bemusing explanation of the genetic code. Basically, Laban is taking all … [Read the full story]
JWoww really shouldn’t be wearing that dress
It was supposed to be a glittering occasion with both reality stars hosting a special MTV New Year’s Show from Times Square. But Jersey Shore’s Jennifer ‘JWoww’ Farley may regret choosing to wear an ultra short glittering dress for the festivities. At one point, the 26-year-old reality show star’s blue sequinned frock hitched up to … [Read the full story]
Eddie the Emu’s strange animal facts
Did you know… Vultures stick their heads in shit. The male vulture sticks his head in shit to attract the females. A female will mate with the vulture who has the smelliest head, or the one with the most clinkers. by Eddie the Emu
Ed Sheeran is quite shit
Violent relationships are becoming all too common these days. Ed Sheeran is in one…with his guitars. The singer admits he “kicks the shit” out of them, and claims they are all male. He said: “I love many of my guitars. My guitars are boy guitars and I’ve got 11 of them. “The reason they are … [Read the full story]
Another musical tosser jumps on Obama band-wagon
Bob Dylan has posted his first ever Facebook status update in the wake of Barack Obama’s US election victory. All I can say is, ‘well done Bob’. It seems the best media coverage for any pop/rock star, actor etc….is to support your local President. You know, when President Obama had his ceremony and was sworn … [Read the full story]
Davo’s quote of the day
“I want you to drink milk and eat a bunch of hot dogs, then shit in a plastic bag and place the bag in a Pringles can. Then I want you to place it in the freezer, and once frozen, take out the bag and brutally wreck my arsehole with your frozen diarrhea”
