What has TOG been up to for the past 6 months?

After so many emails from my Ozzie News readers asking where I have been for the past six months, I feel it is only justice if I come clean on my sojourn. I was asked to help create a guest room-come playroom for my grandchildren out of a worn out garage. Now, building, construction and … [Read the full story]

Who’ll be Ozzie News ‘She’s hot 2012’ – vote now

Hello and welcome to the first, and hopefully many, She’s hot 2012. This is where you all get the chance to vote for who you think was, and is, the hottest babe on Ozzie News for 2012. The criteria is anything you want it to be. You may like the artistic pose, the quality of … [Read the full story]

The last known Nazi war criminal is dead

Nazi death camp guard John Demjanjuk died a free man yesterday aged 91. The monster…who was last year convicted of helping to murder 28,060 Jews  during the Second World War…passed away in an old people’s home. He was appealing a five-year jail term and lived in the sleepy Bavarian town  of Bad Feilnbach, Germany. Ukranian … [Read the full story]

Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie’s sexy shower scene is removed

A sexy shower scene has been cut from Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie’s latest film, The Tourist. Depp’s wife, Vanessa Paradis was very adamant that her husband ‘pull out of the film. But there’s no point in ‘pulling out’ once you’ve stuck it in…not for at two minutes at least. Johnny stuck to his guns … [Read the full story]

Tony’s Quiet Time

Hello, and welcome to you all. It’s been a while since my last ‘long weekend’ when I took a break from it all. When I got back to the city I got home and started to think. What am I doing with my life? Am I healthy…well, I’m a lot healthier than a lot of … [Read the full story]

Tony’s Quiet Time

A very good evening to you all. I’ve jacked my job in at the warehouse…there are way too many dickheads that work there. It’s not the working level…they’re all me mates. It’s the management, and project management that I can’t take any more. The warehouse politics are getting me down, so I left. I now … [Read the full story]