Professor Brown’s talking bulltish

I read an article by Professor Brown on Ozzie News recently and thought what a load of bulltish! He reminds me of the people who blame all their woes on God. If God wanted to punish us, he wouldn’t need misguided clerics to set up camps to train young men to blow themselves up! Think of … [Read the full story]

Emily Hartridge thinks penises are awsome

Presenter Emily Hartridge is in a hilarious video on YouTube…discussing penises. She brings in a new male assistant to act out role-plays illustrating her reasons. Emily begins by sharing that she is unwell: ‘I don’t mean to put a dampener on Christmas or New Year’s but I’m sick… like, really sick. But due to my … [Read the full story]

Tommy Taylor’s SRU

Don’t you hate it when the news is about a tragedy and the press use it to bash Australia? The UK press this week have been full of diatribe about a hoax call that ended with a death. I don’t want to comment on a subject that brings only sadness to the nurse’s family and … [Read the full story]

Dylan Tombides has hopefully beaten cancer

Each morning around 9am, Dylan Tombides crawls out of bed, walks to the bathroom and looks into the mirror. Staring back at the young West Ham striker is a thick, 12-inch scar running from the centre of his chest to his navel. That’s when the flashbacks begin, taking this 18-year-old Australian back to the moment … [Read the full story]

Aussie takes Poms to court for racism

An Australian community warden who claimed he was racially abused by colleagues who constantly greeted him with ‘G’day Sport’ is taking his case to the European Court of Human Rights. Geoff Stephens, who has been in the UK for 27 years after coming over from Australia when he was 22 years old, claimed he suffered … [Read the full story]

Both killers should be given the death penalty

The mother of murdered toddler James Bulger is squaring up for another battle with the legal system…in the month her son would have been 21. Denise Fergus and her family marked James’s tragically short life with a simple champagne commemoration at his grave-side. But then she will continue her fight to stop the early release … [Read the full story]

Tony’s Quiet Time

Hello, and welcome to you all. It’s been a while since my last ‘long weekend’ when I took a break from it all. When I got back to the city I got home and started to think. What am I doing with my life? Am I healthy…well, I’m a lot healthier than a lot of … [Read the full story]

Tony’s Quiet Time

Welcome to you all. My job as a pizza delivery man didn’t really work out. So I decided to take a break to get refreshed, you know, clear my head before I start looking for jobs. I decided to have a weekend of fishing. My friends Simon and Kate have a boat, so we all … [Read the full story]

Tony’s Quiet Time

A very good evening to you all. I’ve jacked my job in at the warehouse…there are way too many dickheads that work there. It’s not the working level…they’re all me mates. It’s the management, and project management that I can’t take any more. The warehouse politics are getting me down, so I left. I now … [Read the full story]

Tony’s Quiet Time

Good evening to you all. Oh yeah, it’s been a nice weekend. I enjoyed watching the Grand Final, as every Ozzie should. I watched it down the pub and there was a very attractive lady looking at me. She didn’t look bad from a distance so I walked over to where she was and started … [Read the full story]