Here’s a little history lesson for you

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn’t just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500’s: Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. … [Read the full story]

Fart pants filter out smell of flatulence

If you’re the type of person who would kick someone out of bed for breaking wind, then this range of underwear could be for you. The Shreddies pants contain Zorflex, used in chemical warfare suits, and its makers claim they can filter odours 200 times stronger than the average ‘emission’. The carbon material is apparently … [Read the full story]

Police officers farts lead to cannabis factory

A cannabis factory was sniffed out by police after they wound down their car windows to escape the smell when one officer kept breaking wind. The team noticed a second strange scent as they sucked in the welcome fresh air, and tracked it down to a house. ‘They asked their colleague in the back what … [Read the full story]

Employee in the shit for farting

After several employees lodged complaints, a man who works for the Social Security Administration (SSA) in America, was accused of “conduct unbecoming a federal officer,” and was told his “uncontrollable flatulence” had created an “intolerable” and “hostile” work environment for his co-workers. The letter sent to the man contained a log listing 17 separate dates … [Read the full story]

What’s that smell?

A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman.  After a while, the woman starts to smell this horrible odor coming from the direction of the drunk.  She turns to him and says, “Excuse me Mister, but did you just shit yourself?”  The drunk replied, “Yes ma’am, … [Read the full story]

Woman becomes violent when man refuses to perform oral sex on her stinky vag

A woman became violent when a man refused to perform oral sex because she had a foul odour coming from her vag. Police say 41-year-old Melissa Lee Williams asked her estranged husband and his friend to perform oral sex. The friend said he would, but changed his mind when the clothes came off and a … [Read the full story]

Tony’s Quiet Time

A very good evening to you all. I’ve jacked my job in at the warehouse…there are way too many dickheads that work there. It’s not the working level…they’re all me mates. It’s the management, and project management that I can’t take any more. The warehouse politics are getting me down, so I left. I now … [Read the full story]