She’s hot
Hello everyone. I know it’s day-time and pictures of these should be coming out to you after the sun goes down, but I just couldn’t hold it any longer. I’ve literally…literally, just received this photograph from, and I quote, “A Nony Mous”. This photo really had to go on this site straight away. We’ve had … [Read the full story]
Corruption follows Rupert Murdoch everywhere
Senior Sun journalists who were arrested over claims that they paid police for information were cleared to return to work today by the paper’s owner Rupert Murdoch. In a series of shock announcements, he also revealed that a Sunday edition of The Sun newspaper will be launched ‘very soon’. After flying in for emergency talks … [Read the full story]
Charlie Sheen and ex-wife smoke bananas
Charlie Sheen and his former wife Brooke Mueller, who up until recently were involved in a bitter dispute over the custody of their children, have proved their are both a bit bananas. The former Two And A Half Men star and his ex-wife posed up for a holiday snap with the yellow fruit poking from … [Read the full story]
Apparently, the best things we love ARE free
The simple things in life are the best. From having a laugh to feeling the warmth of the sun on your face. Most of us enjoy a good giggle above any other of life’s pleasures, according to a new survey. And it doesn’t cost a penny. In an increasingly materialistic world, it is family, friends … [Read the full story]
Moon Crashes Into Sun Then Disappears
Horror in Oz this morning as astronomy call centres were swamped with calls relating that the the moon and the sun had actually collided within a minute of daybreak. There seems to be general agreement that the sun appears to have swallowed the moon up, most probably incinerating the multi billion ton space rock instantaneously. … [Read the full story]
The Earth will have two suns…one day
IT’S the ultimate experience for Star Wars fans, staring forlornly off into the distance as twin suns sink into the horizon. Yet it’s not just a figment of George Lucas’s imagination, twin suns are real. And here’s the big news, they could be coming to Earth. Yes, any day now we see a second sun … [Read the full story]
Spanish woman legally owns the sun
By Sally Vickit A WOMAN from Galicia in Spain has declared herself the owner of the sun. Having drawn up title deeds and had them signed and stamped in front of a notary, Ángeles Durán claims that there is nothing in law that prevents anyone from claiming ownership of an astral body, only that of planets. … [Read the full story]