Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

I don’t usually drink weekdays anymore, but made an exception this week. When I got home, had a bath, shaved (I shave at night, I hate having to look at my face in the mornings especially when I have a razor in my hand). Next morning, got up feeling a little rough it must be … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

‘I think I’ve super-glued my thumb to my teeth’

Dolphin bites a little girl in Florida

A hungry dolphin bit an 8-year-old girl at Sea World in Orlando, Florida, last week as she was feeding it scraps of fish. Jillian Thomas of Georgia suffered three puncture wounds the size of dimes and a swollen left hand after the unexpected biting occurred, her parents told the Orlando Sentinel. Jillian’s father, Jamie Thomas, … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

“If you’re going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet.”

Women have wilder dreams than men

Last night I was on a steam train, going to boarding school while, at the same time and with a growing sense of panic, I was trying to bake a loaf of bread. I knew I didn’t have enough time for the loaf to rise and the stress was getting to me. By the time … [Read the full story]

Woman finds Mammoth teeth in her shed

Kathy Read, 75, found a section of mammoth jaw-bone…complete with teeth…when she cleared out her shed in Broome.    

Add Big Audio Dynamite to ‘reformed bands’ list

When Big Audio Dynamite played recently in Manchester, England, it was more than a nostalgic trip down memory lane…it was a history in musical innovation. It’s a long way from Australia to Pommieland, but I just had to make this trip to see B.A.D. I hoped it would be worth it…and it was. Although the … [Read the full story]

Mickey Rourke’s gnashers are coming out for new movie

Hollywood star Mickey Rourke wants to get his teeth into his role as gay British rugby player Gareth Thomas. The award winning actor reckons removing the bridge holding his front teeth will help him sound Welsh. “It’s fine except I’ll have a lisp,” he said. “Still, that will help me tackle the tricky accent.” Mickey … [Read the full story]

Charlie Sheen’s teeth are gone

Drug crazed Charlie Sheen has lost all of his teeth, a porn-star playmate claimed yesterday. The actor is said to be replacing his gnashers with gold implants after years of cocaine use rotted them. One of five blue movie actresses revealed Sheen’s dental woes after their 36-hour drink and drug bash landed him in hospital … [Read the full story]

No compo for injuries during sex

A public servant who suffered an injury while she was having sex on a work trip won’t be getting any compo. The woman, who suffered a nose injury and damaged teeth during the ‘moment of passion’ in 2007, had her bid for compensation knocked back by the Administrative Appeals Tribunal. Her injuries occurred when a … [Read the full story]

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