Davo’s quote of the day

‘If you go to work, you’ll spend less time at home’

Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

Ahhh…the last team briefing of the year. I may include it specifically in my Advent calendar for 2013. I must stop getting eye contact with staff facing the manager, winking at them, pursing my lips whilst giving them a sexually smouldering stare and nodding my head towards the stationery cupboard with raised eyebrows and salacious … [Read the full story]

Can Flavour Flav be arrested for being a total cunt?

Hip hop legend Flavor Flav has been arrested. The rapper was pulled over for a routine traffic violation at 10.57pm on Friday night by authorities in Las Vegas. As police were questioning Flav and running his name through the system, they discovered he had four warrants out for his arrest. Flav, real name William Jonathan … [Read the full story]

Leave the Dingo alone

The Azaria Chamberlain ‘Dingo’ case is trying to be re-opened by her dad, Michael Chamberlain. She died in 1980, and Dr. Michale Chamberlain wants to warn the world that Dingoes are predatory killers that will attack more children in the future. The fact is, that domestic dogs like the Rottweiler, Pit-Bull and Staffordshire Terrier, amongst … [Read the full story]

Tony’s Quiet Time

Good evening to you all. Oh yeah, it’s been a nice weekend. I enjoyed watching the Grand Final, as every Ozzie should. I watched it down the pub and there was a very attractive lady looking at me. She didn’t look bad from a distance so I walked over to where she was and started … [Read the full story]