Roz Kelly gets pranked, Anchorman style
An Ozzie news reader was left red-faced after falling for an Anchorman-style prank in which she was duped into reading out a line about cannabis cookies in Amsterdam during a football report. Today sports journalist and presenter Roz Kelly was reporting on a match between Chelsea and Benfica, which was played in the Dutch capital, … [Read the full story]
What has TOG been up to for the past 6 months?
After so many emails from my Ozzie News readers asking where I have been for the past six months, I feel it is only justice if I come clean on my sojourn. I was asked to help create a guest room-come playroom for my grandchildren out of a worn out garage. Now, building, construction and … [Read the full story]
Mariah Carey’s hubby wanks over her music
US TV personality Nick Cannon says he and wife Mariah Carey have sex to the sound of Carey’s music…and that he occasionally masturbates to her warbling hits when she’s not around. The revelation came on Howard Stern’s radio show. Stern asks, “You’ve admitted to me that you make love to Mariah’s music and that you … [Read the full story]
Tommy Taylors SRU (Sunday Round-Up)
It is with interest I note the change in name to one of Britain’s oldest icons. Big Ben will be renamed the, “The Elizabeth 2 Tower”. Of course the bell tower is not really named Big Ben, it is the actual bell that is so named. We can now expect the great bells of St. … [Read the full story]
The storm in W.A.
I am not referring to the carbon tax, pollies and prostitutes…or even an alleged slip by Slippers. No, I am referring to the storm that swept through the suburbs of Perth, Australia. When my children were younger , they tended to be nervous around animals. Dogs made them pull back in alarm…and feathered birds made … [Read the full story]
Oh no…the Houstons to release reality TV show
Whitney Houston’s family are to feature in their own reality TV show, it has been confirmed. The fly-on-the-wall programme, titled The Houston Family Chronicles, will feature the late singer’s daughter Bobbi Kristina, mum Cissy, her brother Gary, sister-in-law and manager Pat Houston, Pat’s daughter Rayah and her cousin Dionne Warwick. In a statement, Rob Sharenow, … [Read the full story]
Don’t jump off the roof, mum!
When I was young comedy was king. TV and films were a riot of slapstick and rude humour. Laurel and Hardy were masters, and on the stage comedians like Max Miller could cause a riot with his speedy quips. Norman Wisdom held audiences in the palm of his hand both on screen and on radio … [Read the full story]
Leave our Rupert alone
Eighty-one years old and employing over fifty thousand people. He runs companies worth billions of dollars, also making millions of dollars each week. Building from small beginnings in Oz to international media super companies. Maybe you don’t understand what the Pollies are saying when they accuse Rupert Murdoch of not being able to be a … [Read the full story]
Voice another TV rip-off – trash for the masses
What are the demographics of terrestrial television in Australia? Who do you think watches TV the most? Is it under tens, pursuing new directions? Under fifteens twittering about a nineteen year old singer on Voice…under thirties watching the block and food an kitchen programmes…under forties watching Pop Idol…Do you think Australia’s Got Talent is a … [Read the full story]
