Are we de-humanised by the horrors of the world?

A programme I watched on television reported hundreds of birds and fish dropping down dead for no apparent reason. They posed the question is this the beginning of the apocalypse? I was amazed at the question – are they being serious? 79000 people missing in Columbia, thousands missing in Argentina, millions missing, displaced, killed and … [Read the full story]

You MUST get into Westworld – it’s quality

My normal brief for Ozzie News is the movies and film awards. But I have been really impressed with the TV series Westworld. You can tell if a series is going to be a success by the quality of the scripts and the employment of great actors. Since Game of Thrones there really has not … [Read the full story]

So bored with Australian coverage of US election

Am I the only one in Australia to be overwhelmingly bored stiff with the television coverage of the US election? Do I care who is competing for the presidential race? Bad manners, diatribe, accusations, rigging,  criminal threats…these are only a few of the  digs at the opponents. The whole affair is a nightmare, a soap opera, … [Read the full story]

News reporter draws giant cock on live TV

A US news reporter made an unfortunate on-air cock-up after drawing a giant penis during a live TV report. Siobhan Riley was reporting for ABC12, which covers the mid-Michigan area, when she made the comical blooper. She was called upon to give an update on the ongoing construction work causing traffic problems in the centre … [Read the full story]

Live vasectomies planned in Adelaide

Men are being sought who are brave enough to “get the snip” in front of a live audience. Organisers hope a number of public vasectomies can be performed in Adelaide later in the year. The surgeon involved and academics will take questions from the audience during the procedure. The Royal Institution of Australia’s Lisa Bailey … [Read the full story]

What has TOG been up to for the past 6 months?

After so many emails from my Ozzie News readers asking where I have been for the past six months, I feel it is only justice if I come clean on my sojourn. I was asked to help create a guest room-come playroom for my grandchildren out of a worn out garage. Now, building, construction and … [Read the full story]

Mariah Carey’s hubby wanks over her music

US TV personality Nick Cannon says he and wife Mariah Carey have sex to the sound of Carey’s music…and that he occasionally masturbates to her warbling hits when she’s not around. The revelation came on Howard Stern’s radio show. Stern asks, “You’ve admitted to me that you make love to Mariah’s music and that you … [Read the full story]

Tommy Taylors SRU (Sunday Round-Up)

It is with interest I note the change in name to one of Britain’s oldest icons. Big Ben will be renamed the, “The Elizabeth 2 Tower”. Of course the bell tower is not really named Big Ben, it is the actual bell that is so named. We can now expect the great bells of St. … [Read the full story]

The storm in W.A.

I am not referring to the carbon tax, pollies and prostitutes…or even an alleged slip by Slippers. No, I am referring to the storm that swept through the suburbs of Perth, Australia. When my children were younger , they tended to be nervous around animals. Dogs made them pull back in alarm…and feathered birds made … [Read the full story]

Oh no…the Houstons to release reality TV show

Whitney Houston’s family are to feature in their own reality TV show, it has been confirmed. The fly-on-the-wall programme, titled The Houston Family Chronicles, will feature the late singer’s daughter Bobbi Kristina, mum Cissy, her brother Gary, sister-in-law and manager Pat Houston, Pat’s daughter Rayah and her cousin Dionne Warwick. In a statement, Rob Sharenow, … [Read the full story]

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