Stop dreaming – Crystal Palace ARE Premier League

Crystal Palace fans woke up with sore heads yesterday morning but also safe in the knowledge that their club are in the Premier League. The Eagles beat Watford 1-0 at Wembley in the play-off final after a Kevin Phillips penalty in extra-time.  More than 33,000 Palace fans watched Ian Holloway’s side outclass Gianfranco Zola’s side … [Read the full story]

League Two Bradford beat Villa to reach final

You get amazing moments that happen in sport…for instance, when we won the Americas Cup was one…but Aston Villa soccer team made to look like a bunch of muppets…by a League Two striker who played with a broken toe. James Hanson had not trained for 10 days but he was still too good for Paul … [Read the full story]

Australia 36 – 20 England in Four Nations

Australia are through to the final of Rugby League’s Four Nations after an impressive win against England at Wembley. England took an early lead when Ryan Hall went over with the first try of the game. Australia hit back almost immediately with tries from Luke Lewis and Tony Williams to move in front but England … [Read the full story]

Socceroos get the chance to humiliate the Poms again

Eight years after humiliating England, the Socceroos have another date with the mother country in their sights…this time at Wembley. Negotiations are well advanced for a soccer friendly between England and Australia in October, a game that could be worth as much as $1 million for Football Federation Australia. There is also the possibility of … [Read the full story]

Birmingham City face Arsenal in the ‘Is it worth it’ cup

Birmingham‘s Craig Gardner books a Carling Cup final showdown against Arsenal as his extra-time goal sealed a 3-1 victory over West Ham in the semi-final second leg that secured a 4-3 aggregate win. Gardner, a boyhood Birmingham fan, capped an impressive fightback from Alex McLeish’s side, who can now look forward to facing the Gunners … [Read the full story]

Wayne has threesome with Roo-kers

WAYNE ROONEY has been caught romping with expensive $2000 a night hookers. He has been “bedding”, so to speak,  gorgeous Jenny Thompson, 21, for several months. Jenny said, “Wayne chased me with sex texts and paid in wads of cash. He didn’t seem to care he was betraying Coleen.” Rooney  begged Jenny and her friend … [Read the full story]