My mate told his wife

My mate recently told his wife that she should start masturbating….she went fucking bananas!

Husband says to wife…

Husband says to wife, “My Olympic condoms have arrived … I think I’ll wear Gold tonight.” Wife says, “Why not wear Silver and come second for a change.”

Cheating husband gets 10,000 Facebook ‘likes’

A cheating husband has vowed to win back his ex-wife after a Facebook sign about his one-night stand got more than 15,000 ‘likes’. Ivan Lewis needed more than a box of chocolates and some flowers to say sorry to his former partner Sonya Gore after his constant cheating. He was forced to pose with an … [Read the full story]

Funnies

An Italian, a Greek and an Aussie are talking about there sex lives. The Italian said, “Last night, I smeared my wife with Italian Olive Oil, made mad passionate love, and the wife screamed for five minutes”. The Greek said, “That’s nothing, last night I smeared my wife Feta cheese, made mad passionate love, and … [Read the full story]

Rafael must be some sort of cunt to hit Sylvie

Rafael van der Vaart has been pictured in Abu Dhabi the day after apologising for hitting his wife in a fight on New Year’s Eve. The ex-Spurs footballer, who is in the Middle East for a training camp, branded himself an ‘idiot’ after he allegedly struck his wife at a private party. Van der Vaart … [Read the full story]

Mariah Carey’s hubby wanks over her music

US TV personality Nick Cannon says he and wife Mariah Carey have sex to the sound of Carey’s music…and that he occasionally masturbates to her warbling hits when she’s not around. The revelation came on Howard Stern’s radio show. Stern asks, “You’ve admitted to me that you make love to Mariah’s music and that you … [Read the full story]

Russell Crowe angry at reports of his love-life

Russell Crowe has sensationally revealed he is determined to bring his family back together and lashed out at ‘false and cruel’ reports surrounding his love life. His Twitter rant comes as estranged wife Danielle Spencer returned to social networking for the first time since the split, thanking fans for their support blaming her absence on … [Read the full story]

John Cleese sells his Bentley, with a lunch date

John Cleese clearly has a soft spot for his old Bentley Eight…and is going to elaborate lengths to sell it. He has agreed to have lunch with whoever buys it and give an handwritten story of some of the car’s most famous passengers, including Jamie Lee Curtis and Kevin Kline, his co-stars from the film … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

“Sometimes life can be beautiful, and sometimes beauty comes from the essence of life itself……and sometimes the wife just hates you for no reason at all…….then nothing is beautiful”

Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

Was struck by an awful “bug” last night, felt so rough I didn’t even want any alcohol, that is a first! Zomboid like today which is rather irritating but back to work tomorrow, where it will not matter as I will blend in. You know it’s at times like the above, on a cold dark … [Read the full story]

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