Rafael must be some sort of cunt to hit Sylvie
Rafael van der Vaart has been pictured in Abu Dhabi the day after apologising for hitting his wife in a fight on New Year’s Eve. The ex-Spurs footballer, who is in the Middle East for a training camp, branded himself an ‘idiot’ after he allegedly struck his wife at a private party. Van der Vaart … [Read the full story]
Mariah Carey’s hubby wanks over her music
US TV personality Nick Cannon says he and wife Mariah Carey have sex to the sound of Carey’s music…and that he occasionally masturbates to her warbling hits when she’s not around. The revelation came on Howard Stern’s radio show. Stern asks, “You’ve admitted to me that you make love to Mariah’s music and that you … [Read the full story]
Russell Crowe angry at reports of his love-life
Russell Crowe has sensationally revealed he is determined to bring his family back together and lashed out at ‘false and cruel’ reports surrounding his love life. His Twitter rant comes as estranged wife Danielle Spencer returned to social networking for the first time since the split, thanking fans for their support blaming her absence on … [Read the full story]
Davo’s quote of the day
“Sometimes life can be beautiful, and sometimes beauty comes from the essence of life itself……and sometimes the wife just hates you for no reason at all…….then nothing is beautiful”
Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear
Was struck by an awful “bug” last night, felt so rough I didn’t even want any alcohol, that is a first! Zomboid like today which is rather irritating but back to work tomorrow, where it will not matter as I will blend in. You know it’s at times like the above, on a cold dark … [Read the full story]
Man breaks own record and becomes dad at 96
An Indian farmer has become the world’s oldest dad aged 96 – beating the record he set himself two years ago. Ramjeet Raghav was at his wife Shakuntala’s side as second son Ranjeet, it’s been reported. The former wrestler had gained the world record in 2010 when Shakuntala , 52, gave birth to Vikramjeet. Speaking … [Read the full story]
Swedish Cannibal eats his wife’s lips
A man from Sweden has been charged after eating his wife’s lips. The professor from Sweden attacked his wife to make sure she could never kiss another man. Swedish news reports that the man wanted to give his wife ‘a life sentence’ of pain. The “Swedish Cannibal” did this because he was jealous his wife … [Read the full story]
The storm in W.A.
I am not referring to the carbon tax, pollies and prostitutes…or even an alleged slip by Slippers. No, I am referring to the storm that swept through the suburbs of Perth, Australia. When my children were younger , they tended to be nervous around animals. Dogs made them pull back in alarm…and feathered birds made … [Read the full story]
Man calls 000…
Man calls 000 and says, “I think my wife is dead” . The operator says how do you know? He says, “The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!”
