Davo’s quote of the day

‘If you stick your head out of the window, you may get spat on’

Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

The sort of clientele on buses aren’t what they used to be. Respect and manners are going out of the window…in fact, they may already be gone. Some crabby, leprous termagant with a face that really reflects a personality devoted to the art of misery sidled up to me on the bus last week and … [Read the full story]

Investigation into Peter Roebuck’s death

South African police investigating the death of former Somerset captain and cricket writer Peter Roebuck expect an inquest to last at least six weeks before an official cause can be determined. Roebuck, 55, in Cape Town to cover the Test series between the Proteas and Australia, reportedly jumped from his Southern Sun Hotel room window. … [Read the full story]

There were these two fellas in a bar…

There were these two fellas in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building.    The first man said, ” I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!” The second man says “Ok, sure.” and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the … [Read the full story]

The toothbrush that talks to you

A revolutionary new toothbrush which tells you when it needs replacing has gone on sale. The toothbrush costs around $4 and it informs the user after three months. It has a window embedded in the handle and the word “replace” flashes up on it. The technology, known as Timestrip, has been patented. A new toothbrush … [Read the full story]

Harpo had the biggest bra I’d ever seen!

Yeeeehaaaaaaa! How are ya? It’s me, Buford Balony. My ex-girlfriend, Harpo is comin’ to Australia very soon. Now the name Harpo might not sound like a feminine name, but let me tell ya, she was very, very feminine. She sure is a wonderful person. Hell, she used to work in the grocer shop in Nashville … [Read the full story]