Davo’s quote of the day

“Wives are funny creatures…they don’t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does”

Morning coffee with Catholics

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square . The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest.  When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father‘.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room people call him … [Read the full story]

How can you recognise a female suicide bomber…

How can you recognise a female suicide bomber? If you see a woman with a short fuse, be very careful – call the the police immediately.

Sex yourself up and reap the rewards

Any woman worth her salt knows she’s supposed to wear matching underwear — but the truth is that most of us are more Bridget Jones than Brigitte Bardot when it comes to lingerie. There is hope for us yet, though, since a recent poll suggests women are making more of an effort. One boutique has … [Read the full story]

Great Sportswomen – Yelena Isinbaeva

On 22 July 2005 Yelena Isinbaeva became the first woman to clear the historic 5.00 metre (16.4 feet) barrier in pole vault. At the age of 27 Isinbaeva has been a nine-time major champion (Olympic, World outdoor and indoor champion and European outdoor and indoor champion). Isinbaeva’s current world records are 5.06 m outdoors, a … [Read the full story]

Man-Woman didn’t know he/she was a hermaphrodite

A woman with both male and female sex organs lived as a man for over 40 years because her parents didn’t tell her she was born a hermaphrodite for two decades. Caroline Kinsey has lived almost all her life as a man as her parents hid her intersex medical condition from her until she was … [Read the full story]

What’s the big deal swallowing your man’s semen?

Ladies, ladies, ladies… What is the big deal of swallowing your man’s semen when you are giving him a blowjob? I’m sure you try new foods from time to time and different drinks from time to time or new sweets or cookies from time to time. And swallowing your man’s cum is just another taste of something. … [Read the full story]

The iPod vibrator MUST be top of the Xmas list

Friends, I’ve just met my new love…so Buford…stop calling me (although he is a sweetheart, really). OK, it’s not tall or dark, but it’s handsome in it’s own right and it sure does give me pleasure. My colleague Lorelle said, “I’ve bought you a present, you’re not going to believe it”. I opened the plain wrapped box … [Read the full story]

5 tough questions a woman can ask a man

These are most certainly the toughest questions a woman can ever ask a man. The questions are: 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so … [Read the full story]

The difference between men and women using ATM’s

The subtle difference between a man and a woman using a drive-through ATM (Automatic Teller Machine). Men:  1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account  4. Take cash, card and receipt  Women: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check makeup in rearview mirror 3. Shut off engine 4. Put … [Read the full story]

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