Here’s one way to get out of work

This is one (underhanded) way of avoiding having to help during the holidays. Some sneaky people have decided to buy fake casts so they don’t have to give a hand during a three day holiday weekend in South Korea. The increase in sales of phoney casts may be because woman are fed up with having … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

‘If you go to work, you’ll spend less time at home’

Bored office worker caught watching porn

If you’re ever considering watching porn at work it’s probably a good idea if you don’t do it while sitting next to a window where everyone outside can see. That lesson was learned the hard way by an office worker in Brisbane who was snapped indulging in some XXX action. The man can be seen … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock”

Davo’s quote of the day

“It’s easy to be miserable…you have to work hard to be happy”

Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

Interesting discussion at work today when my Boss mentioned single sided paper. This shocked me as from a purely scientific position all paper has two sides and three dimensions, single sided paper therefore breaks all the laws of God and man, it is an impossibility, an abomination and a heresy. As in physics and mathematics, … [Read the full story]

People carry more and more gadgets

Gadget loving commuters take nearly $5,000 worth of technology to and from work every day. The devices they carry include smartphones, laptops and iPads, says a poll by insurance firm, Esure. Surprisingly, 35% travel with digital cameras. Esure’s Nikki Sellers said commuters should be “extra vigilant” of thieves. by Jeff Millins

Passion killers haven’t really changed over the years – here’s the top 10

We live very different lives to those of our parents but, surprisingly, our pet hates haven’t changed much over the years. The result of a survey of 2000 Australian adults in long-term relationships turned up a rather familiar list of gripes that most of us have about our partners. 1. They’ve put on weight. 2. … [Read the full story]

The Ashes eat away at the Poms economy

Cricket mad Poms who watch the Ashes series will cost Britains economy $100 million. One in twenty men will miss an average of four hours work over the remainder of the Ashes series, because they’re too shattered to get up on time. And one in fifty will skip a whole day to catch up on … [Read the full story]

Tony’s Quiet Time

A very good evening to you all. I’ve jacked my job in at the warehouse…there are way too many dickheads that work there. It’s not the working level…they’re all me mates. It’s the management, and project management that I can’t take any more. The warehouse politics are getting me down, so I left. I now … [Read the full story]